Friday, March 21, 2008

Actresses With Smelly Feet

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how I had recently ran the trial of the century and failed to mention the trial of the year just settled this week. Paul McCartney vs Heather Mills announced a divorce history. Newspapers are fuming that an entire nation and cry out against the bad guy. The bad news here. I feel like being contrary to 61 million Britons but my sympathies fall on the most defenseless. Women and children first.

do not have to submit to (Sir) Paul McCartney. Once he was caught with his buddies musicians across a zebra crossing in London and from there to the Olympian gods. Carita de angel day unbearable at night. His wife, bitter vegetarian, died of cancer and poor Paul suffered his widow in the loneliness of fame. The Rich Also Cry.

One day came a beautiful princess in your life. Outspoken activist for charitable organizations, ex-model who spends at least one leg due to a car accident. Gossips say that in his youth had served as escorts. There is no reason to be ashamed, everyone is dead in the closet though his seems to be that fit many.

The lovebirds were married, they lived happily, were happy and spawned a stem. However, the wind changed direction, the relationship turned sour, the Paul changed the locks on her house, the press began to take the dirty clothes, were challenged by the most expensive lawyers and were unable to reach an amicable divorce. Meanwhile, an entire country and its immigrants following the bickering of the case as if it were a Venezuelan telenovela.

The issue comes to court. The Heather said that Paul has a fortune of 800 million pounds (1,200 million euros) and that she wants 120 million p 'out p'lante . I do not know where to buy bread this woman. Also dismissed his lawyers that are costing you an arm and a leg (the leg happened before) and decides to represent himself. The woman walking with a prosthesis of plastic, but can not be denied that no two balls.

Finally, the judge has just given statement, said that Pablito Beatles "only" worth 400 million pounds and the prey of his ex-wife "only" found 24, above one million, million below. Moreover, the judge defined "ridiculous", "inconsistent" and "unreasonable" euphemisms that are translated from English to Castilian popular with "crazy liar." I do not deny that this is not justice in capital letters.

But that's not all. The trial comes jubilant Mills, surround hundred journalists and, instead of drawing a slip of paper from his pocket and read a statement safe as everyone does in these cases, snakes begin to leave that to tocapianos waxing mouth your ex and every living creature. At this time

sure you are calling Sarah Ferguson and Paul Burrell, among others, to enter the U.S. Circuit Conference.

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