Thursday, June 12, 2008

Life Time Warranty Straightners

Closing the Ring

The twists and turns of life. Let me tell me that I am half sick. I shelved this blog definitive as we began nearly two years here and told here. Just announced that on almost five hundred bodies on the company that feeds me. That is the opinion of the visionary who has brought on board to redirect the ship. Blessed be our guide. You tell him something, that gives me laughter.

general meeting of the department in a nearby hotel. A human resources - English and imcompetente, to be exact - sits next to the jerifalte to deal with the issues "legal." What all this sounds familiar I thought. Presentation on the appalling conditions of the market, the need for change, the ambitions of the company. Breaths. After forty minutes of fishing without getting close to the bull, the slide number forty-six, as the gift hidden in Roscón Kings, testifies to the bad news, for more inri tell us that there are still settling on the fringe renove plan. Ie have not yet identified all the victims of Sucse but in the meantime, "life goes on." As a joke that begins: "You who prefer: a shock or death?" That's it. There is much loose motherfucker, I think.

So soon we give you a leaf with the new organizational chart and if my name is not in the cartoon ... forget it. A few wise words are enough.

That is all. I close this blog by decision of the employer (in this case, and without creating the precente, myself). Publish a longer article, posthumously, with a file compilation of the best and worst of Life and Miracles in England - the contribution of a Spaniard in the Perfidious Albion to the anthropology of XXI century. Vanity is one.

Best Regards.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Has Anyone Used Veet On Genitals

The other doctors

I can not resist telling one of those small triumphs an anonymous Spaniard in foreign lands from time to time make my day.

Asun, a young friend of Valencia, just submitted his doctoral thesis at the University of Reading. The world of the doctoral thesis is even more foreign to me that the presence of vegetables in my meals, so I will not go into the details of title, subject and other individuals.

The Valencian presented the fruits of their hard work before a jury that one can only imagine full of bad-very bad to want to throw down his enthusiasm and sacrifice of several years. The presentation was then defended by the fire of a battery of questions that at times had to overcome some time ago with very difficult to express what is learned in the native language but you have to give account in English. There were appropriate answers but a loss for words, whether the atoms on the drawing board or in the air with his hands, anything goes.

After the stressful session and when the Fallas took the path of the door to let the jury deliberated, the stop abruptly and say it is, there is little to discuss, which is hell of a thesis, a improvements have been by someone foreign language and that the evidence is far outweighed, "doctor."

spokesman jury also the congratulations for having made the effort to answer some questions, "the Collins Gem others prefer to say they do not know to avoid the bitter swill of not articulate what they know in a foreign language." Certainly did not know who had front. If Admiral Nelson had taken his fleet in the Mediterranean would have sung a different story.

I go to prepare a "water of Valencia " to celebrate.