Sunday, April 27, 2008

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There's a first time for everything in this life and one rainy Saturday I was cleaning the glass windows of the room. But is that you have fallen from a tree this morning?, Was asking the voice of my conscience.

expected a social visit in a couple of hours. This is a couple of English friends with whom we once more try (I said treatment and not friendship ? I think I've been too long in this country) but the communication had been less. Must be because we were at his wedding banquet without being invited by a host of misfortunes, and she - always prim, neat and discourse in ways grossly raised - Never has forgiven us.

The couple have a baby of yore twenty weeks provided the perfect excuse to get together in this kind of meeting-competition of new parents and see who's got bigger, secretly find a tiny flaw in the stupid party and exchange of style: "what is beautiful man-god-for-even yours" "Hush, hush, you just let me sleep / u because this can not imagine that night gives me" "always very cheerful / doctor has told us seems the happiest. "

addition to cleaning the windows of the room, also had to remove the sight of the four greeting cards that we received the good news. I explained on another occasion here what is my theory about it and I did not want prying eyes support suggesting that we only had four friends.

And what about the presents! Not bring about will happen as they did with sausage lentajas Eduardo & Noelia, or spinach pie as he Asun. No, certainly bring a pink dress for the baby. What divine. As I did not eat the dress with chips ...

already have guessed he was looking forward plays host at that miserable afternoon. Finally - sigh. I will demonstrate The foreign barbarians are capable of organizing an afternoon tea with pastries - instead of chorizo \u200b\u200band tortilla de patatas - flattering to others instead of criticizing and controlling the fatherly pride in the small start smiling coquettishly.

But not all usually go as planned.

I swear I hear the bell. It seems they did not touch one if not three times. A few minutes later, the fourth stoning of the door, invited the trio got soaked to the bone. "This is not a good start, I thought to myself. Surely I'm not invited to the christening. "

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Wat Is Het Perfecte Bmi Voor Modellen

boiled snails and pigs

spent my fourth day in the maternity hospital when I'm Reading came across a couple that I met in antenatal classes cocks. Indeed, in hindsight, I have to say that the skills provided were used to little (if anything) it's time I found little value in explaining to a doctor, two midwives, a nurse and the head of the plant, which the position taken by my wife during slaughter was not the most suitable for delivery in communion with Mother Nature herself. If I open my mouth, I have fixed the forceps inserted where my name back, lost her chaste.

I found I had a couple known, who had their baby the same day us even though the creature was a bit wimpy and under medical observation. Do you call your baby?, I asked with genuine interest of parents. "We do not have a name," they replied. And when you turn to it, how you call it? "It (It)."

For the love of the Knights of the Holy Sepulchre and the Virgin of the Guadalquivir basin, I thought to myself. They call it "It" baby. It seems the name of the new fragrance from Calvin Klein . The infant will have to receive psychological treatment as soon as possible to articulate two words together.

To my surprise, was not the only case in the hospital, so I called Darren, my personal wikipedia uses, issues and British idiosyncrasies. "Not that I am criticizing your lives, dear, - I said - but it sends eggs not to put names to newborns."

seems that it is relatively normal in this country, he explained. Some expect to see the face of new outbreaks to see whom they remember and name, some rely on the inspiration of the moment, few others do not care about the issue ... In the end, "of those powders, are these sludges

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Church Phone Greeting Samples

Smith Penalty and expulsion

was announced as the program that would put the English cuisine on the map, "leaving to be the poor cousin of the French and Italian cuisine. " Get them, they are few and cowards. There is no way to appeal to the patriotic instinct to win our little heart.

presenter, a young chef with English-fluent in English, although a bit gaudy for my taste television, through the villages of Spain to visit his people and learning from their culinary customs and then exported to the United Kingdom with a British touch to taste .

Thus, an old woman Almeria taught to cook a paella with rabbit and snails, a Castilian pastor overseeing how he prepared a few crumbs of chorizo \u200b\u200band saffron pickers showed its particular recipe of meatballs in the kitchen home. Looking a bit rich. The first part you can see here and second here (video clips of 10 minutes in English - still have not found the third and final part on Youtube )

Among other things, the program filmed killing pig in a town of Huelva and all the folklore surrounding the event. They had to see the tears that fell to the journalist with the squeals of the pig. The old women of the village stirred the blood of the animal in large tubs to make sausages and stuck his finger and sucked it was to see how species. Journalist color freak and I guess the couple of million viewers that brought the program was taken from them the desire to test a English sausage after seeing the insides of the production process. That which is lost.

images brought me memories of a group of Americans getting the cold cuts through the account statements in a bar in Madrid many years ago. A Yankee insist wondered what he was made black pudding from Burgos who was swallowing greedily. The waiter politely dodged the question a few times but the third did not escape ... Go jump stick close to those who were there for us to splash us vomiting that followed the response.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Spaghetti In De Steamer



At first we were we alone in the waiting room of the maternity wing of hopsital. Then they began to arrive about candy pregnant with their partners and, after an hour, the place was about to explode, in every sense of the term.

appears then a girl that I do not pass the age of sixteen, also pregnant, with obvious signs of pain, followed by her mother and teenage noviete. The boy did not quite know what to do - like the rest of us there congregábamos men, but he showed it more - and their perspectives of those who fled acribillábamos him curiously. The mother looked like a bad host and took the lead, how could it be otherwise.

"Go penalty, child - I thought to myself. Penalty and expulsion. "What goes through the heaters and the rush to say the nicest, or social benefits and the ease of access to shelter the homeless, the more cynical would say.

do not know why I was surprised that the United Kingdom and enjoys the teen pregnancy rate highest in Western Europe (twice that of Spain, of course, but half the U.S. ). I spent five years working in Bracknell (Berkshire), a city notorious for the number of girls who, while holding the cigarette with one hand and talking on the phone with the other, pushing their baby strollers to its hype of seven months. Go angels.

next day, swarmed through the corridors of the hospital killing time when I hear behind me a "Hey, buddy!". Giro and to my surprise, was the shy lad in the waiting room. "You already had the baby?" I asked and without waiting rushes excited about me and says, "Ours has just arrived half an hour ago." It gives me a half hug in an unusual way to show affection and dismisses British saying "Good luck, buddy".

advantage this time of euphoria, a colleague, because as the rush comes to your wife's mother is going to firm.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Quotes On Master Of Ceremony

Small dictators

More than a bib need a mop to hide my parental satisfaction. The creature in the picture is is teaching which are now priorities. Look, just do something (anything better) but the day seems not enough hours.

promise not to give (a lot) the pain in the ass with baby stories, although in the short term, I will not be able to resist telling some of my hospital stay capitulillos giving enough play. 'll Tell them slowly.